I am SOOOOOOOOOO fucking sick of hearing that Pussycat Dolls song EVERYWHERE I go: "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?"
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?Yeah. You know, I am really regretting hooking up with this bitch. She's homely as hell and has no saving graces. I really wish she was just smoking hot, like YOU, Pussycat! What was I thinking?!
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
*slaps forehead*
A FREAK!! Now that's what I was going for in a girlfriend!! I didn't REALLY want to be able to bring her home for Thanksgiving, take her out to a fine dining establishment for our anniversary, or entertain the thought of her having my CHILDREN someday! I wanted a freak!! Somebody I'd be afraid/ashamed to take out in public, whom I'd worry about either cheating on me, or blindfolding me and then handcuffing me to the headboard and robbing me blind! A FREAK, baby!! I know I'm just a hormone-driven guy, but still.... this is ALL I really wanted!!!!!
